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Vampira · Joined: 18 Mar 2006 Posts: 597 Location: Wellingborough

A man was riding his Goldwing along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above

his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,'

Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous

challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach

the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!

It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard

for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,

'Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives and girlfriends; I want

to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the

silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,

and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

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