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Vampira · Joined: 18 Mar 2006 Posts: 597 Location: Wellingborough

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her
return, her Father cussed her. 'Where have ye been all this
time?
Why did ye not
write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not
understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a
prostitute...'

'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're
a
disgrace to this Catholic family.'

'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this
luxurious
fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million
savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And
for
ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible
that's parked outside plus a membership to the country
club........................ (takes a breath)............. and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new
yacht
in the Riviera and... ..'

'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff,
sniff.'

'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye
said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'

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