Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:03 pm Post subject: More Easter sillies
Q. Why Does The Easter Bunny Hide His Eggs?
A. Because He Doesn't Want Anyone To Know He's Screwing Around
With A Chicken.
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!
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Two Easter bunnies were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves
chased the rabbits into a thicket.
After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do
you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber
them?"
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Q. What Is The Best Thing About Having Alzheimer's Disease?
A. You Can Hide Your Own Easter Eggs!
Q. Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A. Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter
parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.
Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric.
Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny farts
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
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