Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:02 pm Post subject: Saving the Easter Bunny
Saving the Easter Bunny
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter
Bunny hopping across the
middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but
unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The
basket of eggs went flying all over the place.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over
to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the
Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was
dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side
of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the
man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny
and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should
I do?"
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She
went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the
limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the
little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up
the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped
on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned
around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned,
waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!
The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name
is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter
Bunny?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
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