Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:01 pm Post subject: Some Easter sillies
Chocolate is a health food. Chocolate is derived from cacao beans.
Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived either from sugar beets or cane,
both vegetables. And, of course, the milk/cream is dairy. So eat more
chocolate to meet the dietary requirements for daily vegetable and
dairy intake.
Money talks. Chocolate sings.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate
to protect themselves.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
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