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terry · Joined: 07 May 2009 Posts: 5

A fellow dies and ends up at the Pearly Gates. As he is being checked in by St Peter, he notices thousands of clocks on the wall in front of him.

He asks "What are all those clocks?
St Peter answers "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move"

"Oh" says the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"Thats Mother Teresa's" replies St Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie"

"Incredible" says the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St Peter responds "Thats Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life"

"Where's Gordon Brown's clock? asks the man.

St Peter replies "Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan"