Vampira
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6 truths of life:1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2) All idiots, after reading this first truth, try it.
3) The first truth is a lie.
4) You're smiling now because you are an idiot.
5) You will soon forward this to another idiot.
6) There's still a stupid smile on your face.
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Stritchy
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Doh!
Got me 
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Alan D
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At least you had an excuse, intoxicated on booze, New Zealand and love
I have no such excuse, except gullible stupidity 
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