Whitey
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Biker Wanna'Be..YOUR A BIKER WANNA'BE, IF....
- You spit out the fly that just flew in your mouth
- You spend more time polishing than riding
- You take your bike into the shop for oil changes
- You set at least one mirror, If not both to reflect yourself
- You saddle bags say Gucci
- You carry a laptop in you saddle bags
- Your tattoos wash off
- You put you pony tail back in the drawer when you get home
- You won't ride down a gravel road
- You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels
- You only ride weekends, When you can
- You never ride to work
- All your leathers match
- You ride past large shop windows to admire your reflection
- You ride a Ducati
- Your longest road trip this year was to the pub for bike night
- You have never replaced a worn out tyre
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