Shellshine
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Chavs...What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
Society.
What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
Granny.
What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a chav in a suit
"Will the defendant please rise"
Why did the chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
What you looking at.
Why are chavs like slinkey's?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight Of stairs
Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
The policeman!
What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A start.
Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Corsa a shame?
Because a Corsa has 4 seats.
What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A liar.
What do you say to a chav with a job?
Bigmac please.
What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A chav girl has a higher sperm count
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