Vampira
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CiderA little girl ran crying to her Mum asking for a glass of cider.
"What do you want a glass of cider for?" her mum asked.
"I've cut my hand on a thorn" replies the child.
"So why the cider?" asks Mum.
"Well I overheard my big Sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand it feels better in Cider"
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