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Donkey and ChickOn the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to play
together. One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a Bog
and began to sink. Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the
chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the
farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around the
chicken spied the farmer's new Z-4x4 series BMW. Finding the keys
inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time
to save his friend's life.
Back at the Bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
bumper ofthe farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the
aid of the powerful car, rescued the donkey!
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between
the two animals was cemented best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his life! The donkey
thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would
then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the
donkey pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks !!
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