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God and the BikerA man was riding his Goldwing along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above
his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,'
Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard
for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,
'Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives and girlfriends; I want
to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
and how I can make a woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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