Whitey
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Huge Biker..A guy goes into an elevator, Looks up and sees this great big huge biker standing next to him.
The biker sees the little guy staring at him , Looks down and says.
"7ft tall, 350lbs, 20 inch penis, Testicles weigh 3lbs each and Turner Brown"..
The little guy just faints and falls to the floor..
The biker kneels down and brings him around by slapping him and shaking him. He asks "Are you ok?".
In a very weak voice the little guy says "Excuse me what did you just say to me??"
The biker says "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you all the answers to you questions that people always ask me"
I'm 7ft tall, Weigh 350lbs, I have a 20 inch penis, My testicles weigh 3lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown.
The little guy said, "Oh thank god!!! I thought you said "Turn around"....
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