Vampira
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PooLittle boy asks his dad "where does poo come from?"
"Well" dad replies "food passes down the oesophagus and into the stomach where digestive enzymes produce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal to extract protein before waste products descend via the colon and rectum to emerge as poo"
"Blimey" says the little boy "so where the f*** does Tigger come from"
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