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Some more funniesA mother is showing her daughter how to zip up her coat.
"The secret," she says, "is to get the left part of the zipper to fit in the
other side before you try to zip it up."
The girl looks at her quizzically. "Why does it have to be a secret?"
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An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French
customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his
carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs
officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been
to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport
ready." The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to
show it." "Impossible. Americans always have to show their passports on
arrival in France!"
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
quietly explained.
"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help
liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
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A track and field athlete was being interviewed at the olympics.
He was asked, "Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No," he replied, "I'm Svedish, but how did you know my name is Valter?"
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A Welsh farmer was walking through his field, when he noticed a man drinking
out of a cow pond.
The Welsh farmer shouted: "Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi cachu un a
for." [Which means: "Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."]
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak
English."
The Welsh farmer says: "Use two hands, it holds more!"
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