Shellshine
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Space mission - 2 monkeys and a womanThere's a space mission to the moon with two monkeys and a woman on board.
The control centre calls up "Monkey number one to the monitor."
The monkey is instructed to release the pressure in compartment one, increase the temperature in engine four and release oxygen to the reactors.
The monkey does everything right away.
A few moments later the control centre calls again "Monkey two to the monitor"
The second monkey is instructed to add carbon dioxide to room four, stop the fuel injection to engine three, add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and analyse solar radiation. So the monkey does the carbon dioxide, the fuel injection, the nitrogen and the analysis of the solar radiation.
Later, HQ calls again "Woman, please approach the screen."
She sits down and straightaway interrupts the control centre: "I know, I KNOW. Feed the monkeys and don't touch anything."
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